Of George Double U Bush Is Scared Of My Shampoo But Not Of My Razors
Posted by 575 at 4/26/2008 5:45 AM 
Categories: right wing hypocrisy, Airport Security, light to dark, Elections 2008, bush admin gross negligence, homeland potatoes, torture, election consequences, miserable failure, 911
Categories: right wing hypocrisy, Airport Security, light to dark, Elections 2008, bush admin gross negligence, homeland potatoes, torture, election consequences, miserable failure, 911
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The Following Is A True Story: I Took A Flight From Burbank To Seattle, While In Burbank, Security Stopped To Check The Contents Of My Bag, A Girl Told Me That I Cannot Take My Shampoo Onboard Because It Is The "Wrong Size Bottle", Even Though It Only Had One More Dose Of Shampoo Left In It, And, While She Was Explaining All That To Me, She Kept On Turning The Bottle As If It Were Chocolate Milk, And I Thought To Myself, If That Were Really Some Volatile Type Of Liquid Threat, It Would Have Blown Her Hands Off, But She Was Not Really Concerned With That As I Could Tell, Her Concern Was With Following The Assinine Details Laid Out By The Bush Admin: "Be Scared Of Shampoo Bottles Larger Than Three Ounces!", But My Extra Razors Were Left In My Bag And Did Not Seem To Be A Problem, Why? Then The Answer Came To Me In Perfect Clarity: That George Double U Bush Is Scared Of My Shampoo, But Not Of My Razors, What A Complete And Utter Weenie He Is, To Subject All Of Us To This Level, Think About It: The Bush Admin Allowed, Permitted, Condoned, Conspired In Nine Eleven To Some Degree, And Then They Make All Of Us The Constant Suspects For The Foreseeable Future, Reducing Any And All Debate To The War On Trrrrr And You Are A Traitor If You Want To Take More Than Three Ounces Of Of Shampoo Onboard, But Those Razors Are O K I Have To Ask, What The F*ck? Is This Our Country? Scared Of Some Shampoo? Will We Do Any Thing Just For The Illusion Of Security? Apparently So, Call Us The United States Of F*cking Weenies Honestly Folks, It's Just Shampoo, And While Bushtard Has You Focused On That, The Razors Still Go Onboard, And The Sick Joke Is Still In Effect What To Do You Say? Well, For Starters, Write To Your Congressman And Tell Them That We Should Not Have To Take Off Our Shoes Or Jacket Unless The Buzzer Goes Off, That's One More Thing That Makes Flying A Pain Taking Off The Shoes Tell Your Congressman That Airport Security Is A Joke At Best They Failed To Stop Test Runs, Where Agents Attempted To Bring Arms Onboard It's Because They Were Too Busy, F*cking With The Shampoo, Understand? If We Don't Get Our Act Together And Elect The Dem, We Are F*cked Come On Folks, Get Smart, Stay Smart, Reject The Right Wing They Have Gone Too Far |
TSA misses liquid explosives, weapons in tests .... it shouldn’t be any surprise that TSA screeners at Denver International Airport failed to find 90% of weapons and explosives during recent tests. Condi never could have imagined that my shampoo would become a threat to all 'merikans:       |
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4/26/2008 6:45 AM
buzzflash.net wrote:
What would say is more dangerous to take on an airplane? A bottle of nearly empty shampoo, or 3 razor blades? The answer, according to TSA, might surprise you. Yes folks, reality is stranger than fiction while the Bush admin is running the show. Up continues to be down, black is white, war is peace, and that shampoo of yours, well ....
Just remember DH--your shampoo can probably be traced back to a company owned by the pentagon---maybe there's good reason to be afraid of it! Have you checked your toothpaste lately?
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I didn't take the toothpaste, the hotel I stayed at provides it, thank Koresh for that.
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George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are war criminals. 911 was an inside job as ordered and conducted by the Neocons and all members of PNAC.
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George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are war criminals. 911 was an inside job as ordered and conducted by the Neocons and all members of PNAC.
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George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are war criminals. 911 was an inside job as ordered and conducted by the Neocons and all members of PNAC.
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Speaking of George W. Bush:
George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).
George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.
And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.
Many people know what Bush did.
And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.
Bush was absolute evil.
Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.
Bush is a psychological prisoner.
Bush has a lot to worry about.
Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.
In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.
Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
“GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
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I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memory so it never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.
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